How 'Bout Them Elephants

I said that I like elephants, right?  Here's why.  Elephants are very kind and stick in groups.  They stick with each other and help out their friends.  They only kill about 500 people per year.  While this may seem like a high kill rate, it is only the fourth highest in the world.  Many deaths are caused by trampling.  This is because they're so big.  How are they supposed to know what's going on underneath them?  The other deaths caused by tusks are because they are provoked by evil poaching elephant killers.  Other than that, elephants are kind creatures who dwell by the watering hole.